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State Government Employee sits in his office and out of boredom, decides to see what's in his old filing cabinet. He pokes through the contents and comes across an old brass lamp.

'This will look nice on my mantelpiece,' he decides and takes it home with him. While polishing the lamp, a genie appears and grants him three wishes. 'I wish for a beautiful Castle right now!' He gets one.

Now that he can think more clearly, he states his second wish. 'I wish to be on an island where beautiful nymphomaniacs reside.' Suddenly he is on an island with gorgeous females eyeing him lustfully. He tells the genie his third and last wish: 'I wish I'd never have to work ever again.' OOPS!

He's back in his government office.



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